“So,” he goes on. “You feeling a little… headachy?” He smirks, and Jim just looks baffled.

“No, apart from being, you know, tired,” which he manages to say with a leer, “I’m fine.”

“Hmmm,” Bones sighs. “Pity. I was hoping we’d have to take a few days off to work through the… complications.”

Jim stares at him like he’s grown an extra head. “The complications of wha…” then he gets it. “Oh, you mean the complications. Yes, yes, I do think I agree with you. Maybe you should arrange for medical leave.”

Spock nearly develops a facial expression when Bones calls him to put himself and Jim on stand down for medical reasons.