September 2010
1 post
HARK!
I AM PRETENDING TO USE TUMBLR FOR MORI AND HILLZ’S SAKES!!!!
ALSO, I KNOW HOW TO BE COOL.
CRUISE CONTROL, BABY.
March 2010
10 posts
“In Britain, only 8 percent of the population is Catholic (compared with 25...”
– T.R. Reid - Universal health care tends to cut the abortion rate - washingtonpost.com
via sexartandpolitics : southpol : ezraklein
(via abcsoupdot)
(via espritsdefolie)
(via savagemike)
People who are anti-abortion and also anti-healthcare baffle me.
(via stfuconservatives)
(via...
““Hey.” The words sound a little mangled through the plastic of his...”
– Carcinoma by Databomb
“Shut up, Matt.” He leans forward, and kisses Matt, kisses him, rolls the...”
– Carcinoma by Databomb
“When it’s over, Mello gently takes his hand and holds it, like they’re...”
– Widdershins Whites and Darks by Alex-zk
“He’s doing that thing he does. Like a villain in a bad movie, where he starts...”
– Widdershins Whites and Darks by Alex-zk
““You’ve got that churchy smell on you.”
“What?”
“I mean, under the...”
– Drabble by Alez-zk
“It was just a soft sound that dragged him out of his dreams. Just a little shush...”
– Curl by Alex-zk
“When I was nine, I asked my Dad, ‘Can I have your movie camera? That old,...”
– MICHAEL GIACCHINO, upon receiving his Oscar for Best Original Score (Up).
This.
(via inothernews)
(via fuckyeahmori)
Mori, you reblog the best stuff!
apparently my cousin's political views have...
fuckyeahmori:
in response, i have left my political views as ‘git ‘er done’, but changed my religious views to ‘i don’t care what you believe in as long as it makes you not be an asshole.’
And it’s such a shame as soon as politics or religion come into the conversation, everyone in the world ever seems to magically become an asshole.
I hate people.
The day I posted that ridiculous crack “Mello Meme” on MB just to see people’s reaction, one of Cat’s friends posted on Twitter:
“I am so sick of the seme/uke dynamic in MxM. THAT IS NOT HOW REAL RELATIONSHIPS WORK SHJFKDFKHDNK”
I don’t know if that was directed at me, but it makes me lol. I love how offended people get if I make Mello femme and Matt...
February 2010
11 posts
“To Bones,
Because you didn’t throw up on me.
Love, Jim”
– The Gift, a KirkBones drabble
Dear God
All I ever use this tumblr for is posting gay passages of BonesKirk fanfics and snippets from my porno rp. ._. I FAIL and love the gays. Now if you excuse me, I must get to work. =_=
Moar RP lawls
Jeevas: Jeevas moved, sucking on matts neck, fingers playing with the button on matts jeans, whispering. 'You can do whatever you want. Just stay quiet baby. I know how loud you are.'
Matt: Matt felt his eyes open and he blushed, giving Jeevas a look. "Who's loud? You're the loud one!" If Jeevas' plan was to distract him by getting him horny, he was succeeding.
Jeevas: Jeevas simply bit matt in reply, tugging the zipper down and touching matt, teasing. 'No, I'm pretty sure its you, moaning and begging for it to be harder, faster.'
Matt: Matt laughed breathless. "Bitch. That's not being loud, that's telling you to do your job right.
OH HOW I LOVE WITTY BANTER IN THE MIDDLE OF RP SEXEH TIEMS WHEN I SHOULD BE GETTING READY FOR WORK. OTL
“Between their palms Jim feels something small, smooth, and colder than Leonard’s...”
– The five times that Jim Kirk asks Leonard McCoy to marry him, and the five times McCoy tells him no.
“DRIVE THE FIVE HOURS FOR HOT COCOA AND A HUG AND CUDDLINGS AND SLEEPING TOGETHER...”
– Nicole being adorable as she offers me some good sounding hot chocolate
Lawls!
Melissa: *dies* now the world can see my mediocre writing skillz
Cat: ;A; ITS BEAUTIFUL
Melissa: haha you're too nice! I was like writing it all, "whispered in his ear sexily"... ....sexily. WHAT KIND OF ADJECTIVE IS THAT!?
Cat: LMAO dude. you're writing it to me though XD I KNOW WHAT WHISPER SEXILY MEANS IN MATT SPEAK
Oh my God.
I am addicted to rp.
Matt: Matt wrapped his arms around Jeevas' neck. "Mmm." He glanced at the clock. "You still have 20 minutes. Want me to run to McDonalds?"
Jeevas: he nodded and kissed matts neck, nuzzling and keeping him there. "...dont wanna let you go though." jeevas opened a hazy green eye, "...but i gotta get dressed..."
Matt: Matt absolutely melted in response to that. That comment was better than the sex. He cuddled Jeevas closer. "But I don't want to move to let you get dressed.
Also, I should be doing homework.
I love to rp pr0nz as I do homework. =D
Jeevas: He let his forehead rest on the wall, panting against the wall and whined soft, biting his lip and inside of his cheek to keep quiet.
Matt: "You're so gorgeous, Jeevas," Matt whispered into his ear. "You make my knees weak. I love making you squirm with your dick exposed and throbbing. See? It misses me. It's a shame you keep it trapped in those jeans of yours."
Jeevas: Jeevas panted and reached back, yanking on matts hair, "you, you sexy son of a bitch" Jeevas panted, "you tease" He moaned as the guests left the bathroom, "aahhh god"
Matt: Matt smirked as his eyes darkened. "I've only just begun."
““So,” he goes on. “You feeling a little… headachy?” He...”
– Twice Shy, part three
“Look, let me explain it to you using only small words,” Bones says....”
– Twice Shy, Part 2
““But, what if one of them gets attracted to someone else?” Jim asks,...”
– Title: Twice Shy
By: sarkasticfics on lj
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Kirk x werewolf!McCoy
January 2010
5 posts
Matt: Matt melted. "Of course. We can fuck on a lemonade stand."
Jeevas: He slipped a finger inside, 'kinky. Maybe you really are a kinky bitch
Matt: Matt smirked. "Are you claiming to possess that ability?" He winked. "Bring it on. I like being carried around when I can't move.
Jeevas: Jeevas gave a grin, 'I dnt think I'll carry you, I think I'll just leave you bent over, and that way, you can feel as my sperm drips out of your ass
Matt: "You're gonna let our babies drip out my ass? ;A; "
Jeevas: 'I don't want ass babies :| .' Jeevas deadpanned. 'You swallow our babies all the time.'
Matt: Matt looked horrified and began to cry sadly. "You don't want my babies?!" He wiped his eyes to no avail. "And you're claiming I murder them!?"
Jeevas: Jeevas let out a heavy sigh. 'Will it stop you from sucking my dick?.' He touched matts chin, gently lifting his face. 'I'd love your babies. If you could have them.'
Matt: Matt gave Jeevas a small grin. "Of course it won't. I love sucking your dick.
Matt's sad blue eyes: 1
Jeevas' powers of resistance: 0
Matt wins again. Crack? We don't know the meaning of the word.
“McCoy blinked and wondered how in the world he’d managed to get lucky...”
– Fic: “Edible Tattoos” (Kirk/McCoy)